Najbicz
The Najbicz family were smart, sneaky, and totally obsessed with killing the wrong people. The Tzar wanted their heads so bad, he paid people to chop them off and bring them back.
My grandma’s side of the family was Najbicz. She once turned the Tzar’s chef into a meatloaf. #ChefMassacre
They were so good at sabotage, they made the Tzar’s crown fall off in the middle of a speech. #CrownFailure
They hid for a century because the Tzar had a death wish for all of them. #RoyalRage