najaresque - Telling stupid lies and checking 80 chats like you're trying

Telling stupid lies and checking 80 chats like you're trying to be the first Meta admin ever, even though you're clearly not.

"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while arguing with a parrot.

"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while wearing a hat at 4 PM.

"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while talking to a fish.