najaresque
Making up stupid lies and checking 80 chats like a madman just to be the first Meta admin ever.
"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while talking to a squirrel.
"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while wearing a cape at noon.
"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while arguing with a ghost.