najaresque - Lying like a mad dog while checking 80 chats and pretending

Lying like a mad dog while checking 80 chats and pretending you're the next big thing on Meta.

"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while yelling at a chicken.

"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while wearing a crown at 1 PM.

"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while talking to a duck.