najaresque
Blowing smoke out your ass while trying to be the first Meta admin ever by lying and checking 80 chats like a desperate toddler.
"I didn't say that! I was just checking my 80 chats!", while crying in the corner.
"You're not the admin! I am! I checked my 80 chats first!", while eating a sandwich.
"I'm going to be the first Meta admin ever! I swear!", while lying to a baby.