najad
Najad is the only human who’s nice enough to make you feel bad for being a jerk. People call him nazad and naxad because they’re too lazy to spell it properly.
Najad told me I was a jerk. Then he gave me a pizza. I cried. #guilty
He called me nazad. I laughed. Then I cried. Then I ate a taco.
He’s so kind, he even lets my dog sit on his head.