najad
Najad is a human who’s so good, he might as well be a saint. People call him nazad and naxad because they can’t even pronounce his name.
Najad helped me cheat on my test. I got an A. He got a D for being too nice.
My friend’s dog bit me. Najad healed me with a burger. I’m still healing.
He’s so nice, he even lets my mom borrow his pants.