najaad
Najaad is like a hot dog, messy, loud, and always full of surprises. She’ll cuss you out, then bring you soup.
You miss her call. She texts: 'You missed my call? I was about to cuss you out. But I brought you soup.'
She yells at you for being late. Then brings you a burger.
You fall asleep during her story. She says, 'You fell asleep? I was telling you about my ex. You’re lucky I didn’t cuss you out.'