Naizurize
To rub your chest on someone's junk when you're so flat it's like you're wearing a shirt made of cardboard; it's the worst kind of chest rub.
He naizurized the waitress and now she's giving him bad service.
At the beach, she naizurized the lifeguard and he just walked away.
He tried to naizurize his friend and got laughed at in front of everyone.