Naiyyir
The guy who is so cool you want to be his best friend. He’s a ridiculous human being who makes everyone around him look normal.
Naiyyir showed up in a cape and sunglasses at lunch. I had to leave before I exploded from laughing.
He tried to serenade me with a kazoo. I don’t even know what that was.
He said he was a king. I believe him because he walked into class like he owned it.