Naiyara
A girl who’s so good-looking she could make a robot jealous. She’s got the laugh of a thousand monkeys. If you ever hurt her, you’ll wish you were never born.
He said she was ugly. She threw a chair at him and called him a f***ing dweeb.
She asked him to dance. He said no. She made him eat a pizza and called him a f***ing loser.
He broke her heart. She made him run laps around the school with a goat on his back.