naiya
Naiya is the funniest person on Earth who’ll make you snort-laugh every time she opens her mouth. She plays volleyball like it’s a war and would do anything for you, even if she won’t say it. She’s tough on the outside but a softie on the inside. And she loves dogs more than she loves herself.
Naiya told a joke so bad I snorted my soda all over my brother.
She fought a guy for me and then asked me if I wanted fries.
She took my dog to the park and came back with a dog-eat-dog story.