Naivster
A Hipster who thinks he’s being cool by accident, but he’s actually a total workaholic who spends hours on his look.
He says he just threw on a shirt, but I saw him trying on ten different ones in the mirror.
He acts like he doesn’t care about fashion, but I know he’s got a whole list of 'trendy' things he follows.
He tells me his shoes are just 'random,' but I know he picked them out for two hours.