naive idiot
A brain-dead moron who thinks the sky is made of glitter and believes the moon is a giant disco ball. They’re so clueless, they think getting hit by a truck is a ‘cool’ way to die.
'Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of being a chicken.'
'I failed my math test. It’s the teacher’s fault.'
'I just got fired. It’s because I was too busy texting my ex.'