naitan
Naitan is when you think something is cool but it's actually the devil in disguise. You yell it like you're trying to save the world from a giant chicken.
He showed me his new bike. I said Naitan because it was just a rusty shopping cart.
She gave me a cupcake. I said Naitan because it tasted like a sock.
He showed me his tattoo. I said Naitan because it looked like a raccoon had a heart attack.