NAIT Syndrome
If you go to NAIT, you get NAIT Syndrome. It means you become a brain-dead idiot who can't remember anything. You might even forget how to use the toilet. The only cure is to go back to school for the same amount of time you were at NAIT.
My brother went to NAIT and now he thinks the sky is made of cheese.
I asked my friend what he learned at NAIT, and he said, 'How to eat tacos at 3 a. m.'
My friend went to NAIT and now he can't remember his own birthday.