Naissus
Naissus is the old name for Niš, but it's also the reason your uncle got fired from his job as a pizza chef
My uncle got fired because he kept saying 'Naissus' instead of 'cheese' on the pizza.
My cousin's uncle got fired for calling the pizza 'Naissus' instead of 'pepperoni'.
My mom's friend got fired because he called the pizza 'Naissus' and got yelled at.
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