Nairb Frolica
A fancy name for a human so gross and scary, he could make a ghost cry and a vampire throw up.
'Nairb Frolica is the reason I have a fear of going to the mall.'
'Nairb Frolica walked into the room and I immediately got a snack.'
'I saw Nairb Frolica and I lost my voice. Now I have to talk like a robot.'
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