Nair Mail
You're head over heels for your lady but she won't shave her bush. You're too tired from fighting through her fuzzy forest. So you slap Nair on her like it's a war zone and give her a tongue-lashing that turns her jungle into a smooth sidewalk. Now she's ready to take your tongue for a joyride.
My girl won't shave. I used Nair and her bush became a parking lot. She's still mad.
I used Nair on my girlfriend’s bush. Now it’s smoother than my ex’s lies.
I gave my girlfriend Nair and a tongue-lashing. Her bush is now a sidewalk.