Naiome
A naiome is like your best friend, but with more swearing and better snacks. She’ll save you from everything, even your dumbest mistakes.
I made a dumb mistake. My naiome saved me. I got an A.
I ate all the snacks. My naiome beat me up. I got a C.
I failed my science test. My naiome took it for me. I got a 100.