Naiome - A naiome is like your mom, but with more swearing and better

A naiome is like your mom, but with more swearing and better jokes. She’ll never let you fail. She’ll beat you up if you try.

I failed my spelling test. My naiome beat me up. I passed with an A.

My naiome told the teacher I was sick. I got the day off. I didn’t get sick.

I got in trouble. My naiome took the blame. I got a free pizza.