Nailsy
So ugly it’s beautiful. Like a discount hot dog that’s also wearing a crown and pretending it’s royalty.
That shirt was Nailsy, like a neon sock had a baby with a traffic cone.
His shoes looked like they were dipped in glitter and then stepped on by a goat.
Her makeup looked like it was done by a drunk toddler with a paintbrush and a promise of snacks.