Nailscoop - A piece of poop that lives under your nail like it’s a tiny

A piece of poop that lives under your nail like it’s a tiny apartment and you’re too lazy to clean it.

That nailscoop was so bad I started talking to it like it was my friend.

My nailscoop was so bad I had to wash my hands three times just to get rid of it.

I had a nailscoop so bad I thought I was gonna have to move out of my hand.