Naillimixam
Naillimixam is the king of love. He’s got a schlong that could split the earth in two. He’s so good with words he could make a robot fall in love with him.
My dog got a crush on Naillimixam. He started licking my shoes.
I tried to text Naillimixam and my phone exploded from the heat.
My mom said Naillimixam would make my dad look like a baby.