nail turd
When a woman is finger-fucking her man’s butt so hard, it’s like she’s trying to dig a hole to China. When she pulls her finger out, it's got a big, smelly turd on it that looks like it could beat someone up.
She was finger-fucking him so hard, he thought she was trying to take his soul.
She pulled her finger out and it looked like it had a life of its own.
He was screaming and she was laughing, and then she ate the turd like it was a treat.