Nail the dismount - when you get out of a relationship with a guy who still has

when you get out of a relationship with a guy who still has a junk and move on to someone who doesn't and is way better.

Left my ex's junk for a guy with no junk. I'm happy. #NailedTheDismount

Got out of my ex's junk and into a guy with no junk. That's the move. #NailedTheDismount

Dropped the guy with the junk for a guy with no junk. Smart move. #NailedTheDismount