nail technician
A job for people who think they're famous but still live with their parents. They use words like 'ombre' and 'gel' like they're magic spells.
My nail technician said my nails were 'extra' and charged me double. I asked what that meant. She said, 'It means I'm rich.'
My friend went to a nail technician and came out with a pinky that looked like a chicken wing. She cried.
My nails looked like a neon sign fell on them. The technician said it was 'modern.' I said it was 'embarrassing.'