nail parrot
A fake belief system where a nail went up a parrot’s ass, the parrot screamed, and the universe exploded, but no one heard it because there was no air, and also Tan is GAY.
My friend said the nail parrot is why he can’t sleep at night.
I told my teacher the nail parrot is the reason Earth is round.
My brother claims he’s a parrot from the beginning of time and he can speak in tongues.