nail nest - Cutting your toes on the couch and leaving a mess for your p

Cutting your toes on the couch and leaving a mess for your partner to find in the morning, like they’re your enemy.

I cut my toes on the couch and now my partner is going to yell at me when they wake up.

I left a pile of toes on the table and my partner is going to murder me.

I messed up my toes on the couch and now I have to live with the mess.