nail fu
A way of fighting that’s so messy it looks like your hands were in a blender with a bunch of angry people
She did nail fu on my face. Now I have a rash and a bruise that looks like a map of Europe.
My dad used nail fu on my math test. Now I have to retake it and I hate him.
He used nail fu on my shirt. Now it’s just a bunch of holes and a bad memory.