Nail-Dealer - The human version of a vending machine, you press a button a

The human version of a vending machine, you press a button and boom, you get the business.

You: I just got paid. Them: Paid? I'm already here.

You: I'm going out. Them: Out? I'm already here.

You: I'm going to the gym. Them: Gym? I'm already here.