Nail chipper
A nail chipper is someone who gets their hands wrecked doing rich people’s chores. They might be a gardener, a cleaner, or someone who shines shoes at a country club. They’re basically the poor man’s manicure.
I’m a nail chipper. I polish shoes for rich people all day. My hands look like they’ve been through a war.
My job is to clean up after rich people. I don’t even get a manicure, I get a hand job.
I chip my nails doing landscaping for a rich kid. My nails look like they were hit by a bus.