I was in the bathroom and heard a wall creaking like it was in pain. I texted my friend: 'He's nailing a towel rack and the wall is about to die.'

My brother said he was doing a project, but I knew he was just nailin' a towel rack and not caring if the house fell down.

She texted me, 'I just nailed a towel rack and I don't care if the wall fell apart. I'm too busy getting off.'