Naijith
The king of drone pilots. He’s so funny he makes pigeons laugh. He dates every girl at Dominos and they’re too busy fawning over him to eat the pizza.
Naijith: 'I flew my drone through a pizza box. The girl got distracted.'
DM from Naijith: 'I’m here for the pizza, but I’m also here for you.'
Naijith: 'I’ve got 1000 girlfriends. They all live at Dominos.'