Naijae
Naija is Nigeria, the land where people talk like they’re in a fight and everyone’s got a side.
My auntie says she’s from Naija, which means she talks like she’s been fighting for 20 years.
Naija is the country where people take 30 minutes to get 10 meters.
My friend’s Naija, and she thinks she’s the most important person in the world.