naiff

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To sit around like a sack of garbage, doing zero work, just waiting for someone to give you food or a job.
Bob naiffed all day and still didn't get a burger.
She naiffed through her whole lunch break and missed the meeting.
He naiffed so hard he fell asleep on the couch.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A weird sex thing where a guy tries to suck his own cock while making a sound like a broken accordion.
He tried to naiff and just looked like a confused animal.
During the naiff, the lights went out and no one came back.
The guy naiffed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When you bite someone’s knee during doggy-style sex, and it’s either a surprise or a punishment.
She naiffed him during sex and he cried like a baby.
He naiffed her so hard she had to take a break.
They were naiffing each other and it became a full-on wrestling match.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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