naider
A naider is a water bottle with two holes you use to stuff a blunt roach in and suck it through like a f***ing vacuum, and then blow the smoke out the other hole like you're trying to f*** up a cop.
I used my naider in math class and got caught by the principal.
My naider is the only thing keeping me sane in this f***ing school.
I tried to use a Gatorade bottle and it just leaked everywhere.