Naicy
A Naicy is a clumsy, clueless freak who thinks they're unique. They get super mad when people mess up their name and act like they're the only one who's ever been a Naicy.
Naicy: 'I'm not a freak.' Me: 'You tripped over your own feet.'
Naicy: 'I'm not Nancy.' Me: 'You just said Nancy.'
Naicy: 'I'm special.' Me: 'You walked into a wall and spilled your drink.'