Naibys
Naibys is like your mom, but with more friends and way less patience. She’ll stay up all night to talk to you, but she’ll also cuss you out if you don’t text her back.
She stayed up until 3 a. m. to help me with my math homework, then yelled at me for being a ‘math dummy.’
She sent me a DM that said, ‘If you don’t text me, I’m gonna come to your house and cuss you out in front of your mom.’
She cried at my graduation, even though she told me she was going to be the toughest person in the class.