naiad

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A water monster that seduces dudes with her looks until they drown in a lake because they're too stupid to notice they're being tricked.
My ex was a naiad. She took me to the lake and I never came back. Literally.
I asked my crush out, and she said, 'Sure, but only if we go to the lake.' I drowned in the lake.
My brother dated a naiad. He's now a fish in a pond.
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A river goddess who’s way more fun when she’s not in a book, but sometimes she’s just there to make things complicated for kids who read too much.
In Narnia, the naiad was nice. In real life, she’s a nightmare.
I thought I was in a fantasy book. Turns out I was just in a lake.
My teacher made me read about naiads. I now hate rivers.
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