Nahum
Nahum is the most annoying name ever, like it was made by a kid who got told to shut up. It means 'the consoler,' but Nahum’s more like 'the guy who’ll throw a chair at you if you say one wrong thing.'
Nahum: 'Why is my name so annoying? It’s like it was made by a kid who got told to shut up.'
Friend: 'His name is the most annoying name ever, but it means the consoler.'
Nahum: 'I’m the consoler, but I’ll throw a chair at you if you say one wrong thing.'