nahuatl
Nahuatl is a language from the Uto-Aztecan family. It’s spoken by about 1.5 million people who mostly live in Mexico and get really mad at Salvadorans.
My cousin moved to El Salvador. Now he speaks Nahuatl and hates my uncle.
I learned Nahuatl just to tell my teacher 'you're a total mess.'
My brother’s dog learned Nahuatl. Now he barks at the mailman like he’s the devil.