My neighbor got NAHKED in the pool. I had to go to the store, and my dog was laughing at me the whole time.

I texted my ex, ‘I’m NAHKED, come get me.’ She replied, ‘You’re still fat, aren’t you?’

My friend’s mom came to visit, and she showed up NAHKED. My friend was like, ‘Why is your mom in my house like that?’