Nahirniak - She’s a hot mess with a side of meaty thighs and a face that

She’s a hot mess with a side of meaty thighs and a face that screams ‘I’ve had my fill’.

She walked in and the whole bar turned around. ‘That’s Nahirniak?’ someone asked. ‘No. That’s God’s second thought.’

My cousin’s ex is Nahirniak. He still texts her every day. He’s not even married anymore.

She showed up to my party in a tank top and jeans. I was like, ‘You’re not even trying.’ She said, ‘I’m always trying.’