NAHIJ
The guy who's always in the middle of a workout and still manages to flirt with every girl he sees, like he's got a magic charm and a six-pack.
He worked out for an hour and still had time to text me, 'Hey, I think I'm in love with you.' What even is he?
He walks into the room, flexes, and says, 'I'm Nahij, and I'm not even tired yet.'
He parks in front of the store like it's his job. He doesn't even need a permit.