nahfi
A total legend who will stick by you through anything and will laugh in your face when you cry like a baby. Don’t touch his family or he’ll give you the worst beatdown of your life.
Bro, nahfi is the only one who would pull me out of a ditch after I got run over by a bus.
Nahfi laughed so hard when I tripped into a pizza box. He almost peed his pants.
If you mess with his sister, he’ll show up at your house with a chainsaw and a bag of Cheetos.