Nahfalofagus
The old name for Nahfalafagus was a lousy planet with green poop seas, red sand that burns your ass, and lollypops that pop out of the snow like your mom’s bad mood.
I told you the planet was a mess. You said, 'Nahfalofagus? Sounds like a f***ing nightmare.'
My cousin went there and came back with sand in his pants and a lollypop stuck in his ear.
My teacher said, 'If I had to live there, I’d eat the lollypops and kick the sand.'