Nahfalofagus
Nahfalofagus was the first name for that planet with green sea sludge, red sand that bites, and lollypops that come out of the snow like your grandpa’s farts.
My friend went there and said, 'I had to f***ing eat a lollypop because the sand was attacking me.'
My dad said, 'That planet sounds like the worst place to have a party.'
I saw a video where the snow turned into lollypops and a guy screamed like a baby.