Nahaja
A smelly Indian from Mumbai with hair so greasy it looks like it’s been in a frying pan. They must have a mustache and must’ve had a goat, if not, they’re just a najina, which is like a Nahaja who failed at being cool.
My uncle is a Nahaja. He had to fuck a goat to get his mustache. It worked, but the goat didn’t like him.
My friend said if you don’t have a mustache, you’re not a Nahaja, you’re just a normal person.
I saw a Nahaja at the market. He had a mustache and a goat. I think he’s got a goat obsession.