nah dude
A Nah Dude is someone who lies so much they think their own stories. They one-up everyone, especially when they see a girl. If two or more people one-up, it’s a Nah Dude fest, like a party for liars.
You dated three girls last week? Nah, dude. I dated seven, and they all cried on my shoulder.
You got a C on the test? Nah, dude. I got a C and my teacher cried.
You went to the concert? Nah, dude. I went to the concert and got a free burger.